THE RENTAL

(Movie, 2020)

Plot: stupid people doing stupid things
 
The effort is there. But the story is just unforgivable. At least it's not like the usual slasher film with hysterical screams, over-the-top sound effects, and remarkably calm killer. In this movie, the killer runs! Runs with gusto. Just like any other human being.

 

Casting & Acting:         7.5

Plot/Story:                  4.0

Editing:                       7.5

Sound/Music:               6.0

Overall Production:      7.5

Rating:                    6.500

SLAUGHTERHOUSE RULEZ

(Movie, 2018)

Plot: British boarding school vs. evil.

Interestingly, there's a lot of big names in the movie.  I don't know nor understand what made them take part on this. It seems to be trying the Edgar Wright - Three Flavours Cornettos approach but fell short (big time).

I lost focus/interest/care 20 minutes in. I played it twice. Did they address the intense bullying and questionable house practices? I do not know. And I really don't care.

There are a number of films about youngsters killing each other: Battle Royale, Hunger Games to name a few. But at least the rationale was clear from the get go. In SHR, it's all blood and nothing else. 

Casting & Acting: 7.0 

Plot/Story:                2.0 

Editing:                    3.0 

Sound/Music: 4.0 

Overall Production:    6.0 

Rating:                  4.400 

CAMPUS CODE

(Movie, 2015)

It is one of those movies where the premise is there but the execution is is just in disarray. IT COULD HAVE BEEN MADE BETTER. There!

First, the acting was awful (except maybe for Jesse McCartney and Jack Falahee). The rest, nah! My high school can act way better. And we didn't even have an acting class!

Also, the editing is terrible. I have seen high schoolers make better videos out of their phones. 

What a waste of resources. 

Casting & Acting:       5.0

Plot/Story:                7.5

Editing:                     3.0

Sound/Music:             5.0

Overall Production:    5.0

Rating:                  5.100

THE GRUDGE

(Movie, 2020)

I don't understand why they feel there is a need for a remake of this. Is it similar to a right over comic book character/s? Like you need to make a movie every 5 years or so otherwise you'll lose the right/license?

Casting & Acting:       7.5

Plot/Story:                4.0

Editing:                     7.0

Sound/Music:             6.0

Overall Production:    7.5

Rating:                  6.400

THE DUFF

(Movie, 2015)

It's rare that I watch teenage Hollywood films without gagging and commneting "white people problems". This is one of those rare films! It's simple, funny, and well-acted. 

Casting & Acting:         7.5

Plot/Story:                  7.0

Editing:                       7.5

Sound/Music:               8.0

Overall Production:      8.0

Rating:                    7.600

Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker

(Movie, 2019)

Episode VIII - The Last Jedi had good critical reviews but not from the viewers. It appears that on Episode IX, the critics wanted to satisfy the fans. 

The only uncomfortable choice, I think, they made for this film is keeping Leia Organa given that she the actress, Carrie Fisher, died before the release of The Last Jedi. They used archive footages and CGI, which is only obvious if you are conscious of the fact. However, the CGI for this  flashback is awful! 

Other than that, I think they did a decent job. The writers probably already had a long-term story planned from the start that is why they chose not to write off the character from this installment. I personally think that her character has a stronger connection to Adam Driver's Ben Solo/Kylo Ren than the other original main protagonists.

Casting & Acting:          9.0

Plot/Story:                   8.5

Editing:                        8.5

Sound/Music:              10.0

Overall Production:       9.0

Rating:                     9.000

The Lodge

(Movie, 2019)

I know this is only a movie and its dark narrative is necessary for its overall plot but I still find it utterly vexing. If this is real life:

1) Dad divorces wife for another woman (happens all the time) and eventually kills herself;

2) Just 6 months after Mom's suicide, Dad forces children to spend Christmas in a lodge with the other woman whom they haven't met;

3) Dad leaves the children with the disturbed woman for days.

And the award for DAD OF THE YEAR goes to...

If the children knew the woman was a psychopath before even meeting her, WHATTHEFUCK has the Dad been doing all those times??

Casting & Acting:       8.0

Plot/Story:                3.0

Editing:                     6.0

Sound/Music:             7.0

Overall Production:    7.0

Rating:                  6.200

Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

(Movie, 2020)

Given that almost everybody, critics most especially, hated Suicide Squad, I thought this movie would be a disaster as well. Or at least a meager effort to redeem thyselves.

The trailers, I thought, gave out too much. They made them look like the movie is about an all-girl Suicide Squad. I thought it was a reboot. I was surprised to see it's practically a sequel. And I was more surprised that the script is not at all like a gritty Ocean's 8. 

 I agree with Harleen Quinzel, this looks like the perfect egg sandwich!

I like it's non-linear story-telling. It's interesting. Though I had to rewind a few times because it's fast-paced, I got lost. Nevertheless, the screenplay is smart. Even the scene where at first it thought was unnecessary, was actually a smart clever way to show how unstable and complicated the character is. 

It's a dark comedy. Not dark enough to make you visit a shrink though. If you want a good time, you can watch this.

Casting & Acting:     8.0

Plot/Story:              9.0

Editing:                   8.0

Sound/Music:           9.0

Overall Production:  8.5

Rating:                8.500

Battle Royale

(Movie, 2000)

3rd movie during this community quarantine:

I first watched this when it was widely mentioned and compared to HUNGER GAMES. I like the premise. It's vengeful and hateful but it has a hint of reality into it: when faced a life-or-death situation, people's deep nature come out. It's flight or fight. The characters turned from sweet, naive teenagers to killing machines in under an hour.

And yes, people nowadays are pampered and entitled. 

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I'm sorry but i just find the acting a bit over the top. They look like they're having a seizure while being electrocuted. 

And question: when will his gun run out of bullets??!

Casting & Acting:      6.5
Plot/Story:             10.0
Editing:                    8.5
Sound/Music:            8.5
Overall Production:   9.0
Rating:                 8.500

KINGDOM Season 1-2

TV Series, 2019-2020)

I did not watch this last year because I thought it was a period drama. It is only during the pandemic that I noticed it involves ZOMBIES! 

I have not watched Asian TV shows for a long time as I don't like reading subtitles. I find keeping my eye actively reading while watching the actors daunting. I do not mind 1-1/2 to 2-hour movies though. Asian TV series are mostly lengthy. I want shows that I can still understand even if I'm doing something else. You know, multi-tasking! But when I noticed that some Netflix shows are English-dubbed, and when I saw that Kingdom is only 6 episodes per season, I proceeded right away!

Kingdom is like GAME OF THRONES-WORLD WAR Z mashup: it's about politics, power-grabbing, plus really fast zombies. It's good. It makes me bawl for Philippine TV. 

I knew from the start the Queen is  the truest spawn of evil. 

Do not disturb the nurse - she's still working on a vaccine for this pandemic. 

Note: I would not officially rate this series. For TV shows, I only rate an episode. Highly recommended, though. ★★★★★

Teen Spirit

 

(Movie, 2018)

Elle Fanning is a fine actress but her singing voice is not strong enough. She also is not a performer. I bet Hailee Steinfeld could give a better performance as a music artist though Fanning is better as a naive Polish girl. 

I like that the story is not so dark; though it's already common and somewhat predictable. 

Casting & Acting:        7.5

Plot/Story:                 6.0

Editing:                      6.0

Sound/Music:             5.0

Overall Production:    6.0

Rating*:                 6.100

* Updated to new rating system

Beware the Gonzo

(Movie, 2010)

These "wokes"... these are their problems? 🙄 🙄 🙄 

Casting & Acting: 8.0 
Plot/Story:          1.0 
Editing:         5.0 
Sound/Music: 5.0 
Overall Production: 5.0 
Rating:     4.800 

OSCARS 2020

These are the Best Picture nominees for 92nd Academy Awards. The point system I gave is different from the usual scorecard on this blog. 

FORD V FERRARI: I was nice. Commercial. Got hooked on the first 20 minutes, then unnecessary drama. 🙄 But it got my attention again on the last 30 minutes, though I felt too theatrical. 6.5⭐

THE IRISHMAN: Good but just not my type. It didn't have something surprising that made me engrossed or engaged. Robert de Niro should win though. 7.0⭐

JOJO RABBIT: I'm sure it is a good film. But I stopped watching when they killed the rabbit. Awful & unnecessary. 👎

JOKER: Too much drama. I prefer De Niro to win for The Irishman but I wouldn't mind Joaquin Phoenix winning for his efforts. 6.5⭐

LITTLE WOMEN: Nothing surprising. I got confused with the timeline. For me, it would have made a greater impact if told chronologically. Though the last part was intricate. Soarsie Ronan, though I'm not a fan, is a natural. She'll get an Oscar one day if not for this one. 8.0⭐

MARRIAGE STORY: White people problems. But I hope Adam Driver gets an Oscar. If not for this then someday. But I hope he gets this. 7.5⭐

1917: The directing style is legit! I don't like the musical score though. But if this wins over Parasite (directing categoy), I would be OK. I'm still rooting for Parasite for the film category. 9.0⭐

The contenders for the acting category are very strong. Too bad George MacKay didn't make it. 

ONCE UPON A TIME...IN HOLLYWOOD: Too long. There are scenes that are unnecessary. Like Inglorious Basterds, it's satisfying to see different outcome of awful real events. 7.5⭐

PARASITE: My choice! I hope this wins! The cast should have been nominated for acting, too. 9.5⭐

The Cabin in the Woods

(Movie, 2011)

Awesome movie. One the greatest movies in this century. It starts off like that stereotypical teen horror movie but turns out to be totally riveting. Not commercial at all. What I like best is the thought that the producers made this not thinking of a finnacial possibility of a franchise: they really ended it as they want. 

PS: the ending is an orgasm for horror aficionados.

Casting & Acting:      9.0

Cinematography:        9.0

Plot/Story:            9.5

Overall Production:    9.0

Rating:              9.125

Lost in Space

(Movie, 1998)

The year is 1998 yet I don't understand why this movie is sooooo bad! I get it if is because of bad screenplay. Most of bad movies are because of bad writing. Or bad acting. Bad this one is bad EVERYTHING! For a futuristic movie, this sucked big time. I don't understand... Technology is already on its prime that year. WHY IS IT SO BAD?? :'(
  

Casting & Acting:        5.0

Cinematography:          4.0

Overall Production:      5.0

Plot/Story:              5.5

Rating:                  4.875